We get it, Phoenix “Star Wars” fans, you have a rough week ahead of you.
After three years of constant, ruthless anticipation, the time between now and the December 18 premiere of “Episode VII” moves as slow as a space slug while you hide from an asteroid field of spoilers, clutch your opening night Harkins Cine Capri tickets and hope that BB-8 lives up to the adorable, adorable hype.
Meanwhile, employers expect you to be “productive,” friends expect “at least one non ‘Star Wars’ conversation” and strangers expect you to refrain from “muttered lightsaber sound effects” on your light rail commute.
It’s tough times, we know, but these local events will carry you to opening night, with one post-premiere chance to celebrate (or commiserate with disappointment) after you witness the debut of a GIANT FEMALE CHROME STORMTROOPER.
Star Wars Tribute: 2nd Friday Night Out
Grab a free “Star Wars” comic (first 40 guests) at 6 p.m. at Gotham City Comics and enter a trivia and costume contest at 8 p.m. at OneOhOne Gallery. Then, reenact the Imperial attack on the Hoth rebel base in the “snow” on the corner of Main and Macdonald.
For fans who appreciate that the “Star Wars” galaxy is actually pretty absurd, filled with lanky bear-dogs who pilot smuggler ships, and space wizards who “force choke” via satellite. Laugh it up, fuzzball, as Cult Classics and Zia Records present the classic spoof “Spaceballs” featuring Dark Helmet, Princess Vespa and “The Schwartz.”
Details: 9:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 12. Pollack Tempe Cinemas, 1825 E. Elliot Road. $11 for general admission; $20-$40 for VIP packages. cultclassicsaz.com.
“Star Wars” Day
Save 20% on all “Star Wars” comics and merchandise at All About Books and Comics (we recommend the “Star Wars: Darth Vader Volume 1 — Vader” trade paperback), take photos with characters and get trained in the art of lightsaber combat by the Sith Lord himself at 12:30 p.m.
Details: 12-4 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 13. All About Books and Comics, 24 W. Camelback Rd. Suite G, Phoenix. Free. allaboutbooksandcomics.com
Radical Rankings: Top 10 Best “Star Wars” Characters
Pledge your allegiance to the dark or light side while you drink, debate and rank your favorite princesses, droids, scoundrels, Jedis and bounty hunters at this intergalactically-interactive event at FilmBar. Bonus trivia prizes include gift certificates to local businesses themed to “Star Wars” planets Tatooine, Bespin, Hoth, Coruscant and Endor.
Details: 6:30-8 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 16. FilmBar, 815 N. 2nd Street, Phoenix. Free for ages 21+. radicalrankings.com.
Month of Merriment: “Star Wars” Photo Booth
YOU DID IT! You battled the First Order and need to obsess over every “Episode VIII” theory with fellow fans! Zoom your landspeeder over to Bookmans to celebrate with the Mandalorian Mercs. The event includes a costume contest, crafts and a chance to win tickets to see "The Force Awakens." Again.
Details: 1:00-2:00 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 19. Bookmans Phoenix, 8034 N. 19th Ave. Phoenix. Details here.
Good luck “Star Wars” fans! And may the force be with you! Make sure to also think "Local First" and watch The Force Awakens at a local movie theater like Harkins Theatres!
This post was written by Julia Zolondz. Julia is a dorky Phoenix-based graphic designer, and the marketing coordinator at Goodmans Interior Structures. Julia enjoys planning unique and fun local events alongside local businesses, artists and fellow pop-culture obsessives and seeks ways to grow the Local First Arizona and BCorp movements within the Valley. Her love of Arizona and Phoenix is equal to her love of everything Star Wars, but 2nd to her loyalty to a black cat named Daggers and husband Bobby.